Moments after securing her business class seat, she's stabbed by the Waif (disguised as a little old lady) and falls off a bridge. She books a one-way ticket out of Braavos and then takes a leisurely stroll through the city. But, like all of us, I’m sure he’s happy to be far away from Dorne.Īfter flaking on her murder-for-hire duties last week, Arya is on the run. Do we know what he’s been up to since escaping Dorne? No, we do not. It’s a drawing of a rose, which is either an indication that Margaery has a grand plan or it’s a fun way of letting Lady Olenna know that Margaery’s about to deflower Tommen.īronn is back alongside Jaime as they try to untangle the mess unfolding at Riverrun. Margaery secretly slips a note to Lady Olenna during a visit. We also learn that Yara is either a lesbian or at least very sexually open while on vacation. It’s at this point that Yara demands that her brother either participate in a power hour or kill himself. During that very abridged episode of Kids Say the Darndest Things, they score 62 more men. After they get the wildlings on board, they visit Bear Island, which is disappointingly low on bear cameos and is run by a 10-year-old girl. Sansa and Jon make the rounds looking for reinforcements. Other cool stuff from the episode we should talk about:
And after surveying the carnage, the Hound picks up an ax, so hopefully we’ll see him thin the herd even more on some sort of Taken-esque revenge spree. The lesson-as always-on Game of Thrones? Violence is the answer. On the bright side, all of the Hound’s new friends got murdered by the end of the episode, so that’s helpful. Just put a footnote at the end of the episode to let us know that they needed the Dorne set for the Xena: Warrior Princess reboot. The only way to solve this is to wipe Dorne off the face of the map.
We’re already going full episodes without Daenerys and Tyrion. We are moving in the wrong direction! Don’t get me wrong-I love the Hound, and his new hippie friends seem nice and are using locally sourced wood, but we are not in a place to be adding characters right now. This week, the show begins by revealing that the Hound is actually still alive and living with a church group (?) in the woods. Last week, we had a full episode of Game of Thrones that did not feature a single death.